We applaud Sheryl Crow’s recent proposal to combat global warming. “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting,” states Crow. Though it has recently been revealed that Sheryl was “just kidding” to “draw attention to the issue of global warming,” we at I’m Organic™ say- “Sheryl, my friend, you are genius- don’t give up so soon on this idea!” We think that rationing usage to 1 square and up to 3 for a really big job is an idea with a lot of potential. The only obstacle in the way of its implementation is considering the root cause of toilet paper wastefulness!

Judy found the fatal flaw in the theory when she wondered, “Well, what about… you know… when it’s sticky?”

As we say at I’m Organic™, “healthy crops, healthy craps.” In order to save the planet, we must have healthy bowel movements. This will enable us to limit our ‘squares per sitting’ to the ideal Sheryl Crow so bravely defined.

“If Americans continue a lifestyle with constipation, excessive flatulence, and sticky poop, surely the virgin forests and landfills will suffer” says Jill. “The only cure to this spiral of destruction is to choose organic and healthy foods, high in fiber and nutrients.”

If we keep our crops healthy, our craps will be healthy. And that is the only real way for Sheryl Crow’s vision to be realized– Sheryl, let’s work together, for all the crops and all the craps out there. Let’s do it for the planet.

ps:  and for some bathroom inspiration, check out our video…